- Final Fantasy 1: Four elemental crystals mystically choose you to save the world from monsters and evil stuff.
- Final Fantasy 2: An evil emperor is trying to take over the world, you and your ragtag band of misfits come together to take him down.
- Final Fantasy 3: Crystals again, not much else…
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
Reblogging for the comments
this is the best chain of comments ever. period.
can I be a shareholder?
i swear some of us tumblr users would be the richest people in the world if we ever left our bedroom to tell people about our ideas
From Post Black? 5 Poems And 3 Notes On Culture, Craft And Race, poet Douglas Kearney’s “Word Hunt.”
GINGER
GINGER
GINGER
GINGER
GINGER
no this is just paranoia. there haven’t been any real crashers for a while. the occasional tussle, but nothing more than that. uwu
you can rest easy.
Yeah, I haven’t crashed a board since, like…wow, since before college.
I FEEL SO FUCKING OLD.
The Caves of Faith
The Mogao Grottoes (Thousand Buddha Caves) sits at the cliffs of the Soughing Sand Hill about 16 miles southeast of Dunhuang in the Gansu province of China. It is an oasis strategically located at a religious and cultural crossroads on the Silk Road.
It was first dug in year 366 AD and kept evolving for over a millennium. The caves house over 2400 colorful clay statues and 4500 square meters of wall paintings (murals). These grottoes contain the most beautiful Buddhist inspired artwork in the world. If you are a traveler, these caves should definitely be in your top ten places to visit.
I’ve been there. They are wonderful (although many of the caves are off-limits to travelers).
There are 30 caves which are approved to receive visitors, but only 10 are open to the public at a time; humidity from people’s breath damages the paintings. But there is a research group lead by Dr. Sarah Kenderdine working to digitally preserve the cavern paintings. Her team took the high-res photographs and laser scans of the caverns and built an interactive exhibit projected on a 360-degree screen.
http://livedesignonline.com/excellence-awards/pure-land-inside-mogao-grottoes-dunhuang
